Somebody Else (non_player_char) wrote in uss_murgatroid,
Somebody Else

Bridge to Nowhere

"What the hell happened to his voice?" Ditzbrain asked Heavens after laying in the course. "And his hair?"

"I don't ask questions anymore," Heavens replied. "I mean, I probably should have asked him to repeat those orders, but I got the gist. I just shrug and roll with it. I mean, at least he's not wearing Lothar's pink dress."

"Could it be a mid-life crisis?" Ditzbrain wondered. "I mean, if a Vulcan simply getting horny can lead to a fight to the death, how bad are their mid-life crises?"

"He's a Vulcan. He's still not old enough for one of those yet."


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